The other day I went to the park with my roommate, and as we were passing Pixie Hollow we noticed that the line was very short. She really wanted to go meet her, so in spite of how much I loathe that murderous pixie bitch, I went with her and when it was our turn, I asked her, “Hey, is Peter still mad about that whole Wendy incident?”
She looked a little surprised, and then I was surprised that no smart ass guest had ever asked her that before, but she recovered quickly and said “Well, a little, but I’m actually a little mad that he still hangs out with her. If you see them in the park together, will you come back and tell me?”
Why, so you can plan another homicide?
I intend on finding both Wendy and Peter Pan to discover their feelings about this whole situation.
^HERO STATUS
