Better hugs than drugs.

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internetwinnage:atrapforfools:splatterdick:ryanvoid:nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:0rivia:b00kworm77:

Idk Matt, I’m Nikki Montgomery. That’s pretty fucking good.

Rizzo Aurora. Hmmm…

Sybil Saint Mary.

WOW that sounds like a scam fortune teller’s name.

Cheeto Spacewalk.
…yeah. 

I’m Penny Fremont but I don’t think it matters after Cheeto Spacewalk.

lucy fairview

sounds legit

Kitty Cow Hill

Mine is technically Goldie Clinton.  But then I moved when I was still really little and it became Goldie Beaver.  I feel that either one is legit.

(Source: barrowmen)

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